Episode 222: I Can't Get Started

CUT TO LUKE’S DINER

[Rory and Dean are at a table eating breakfast.]

RORY: How are your pancakes?

DEAN: Good.

RORY: Good or really good?

DEAN: Good.

RORY: So, not really good?

DEAN: Fine, really good.

RORY: Okay. But are they great?

DEAN: Rory, uh, would you perhaps like to trade breakfasts?

RORY: You mean, your pancakes for my eggs?

DEAN: Yup.

RORY: Um, okay. Wow, you’re crazy, these pancakes are great.

[Lorelai walks by the window outside]

DEAN: That’s twelve.

RORY: Mm, two more and she’ll come in.

DEAN: I don’t know. She’s been walking back and forth out there for twenty minutes and she still hasn’t made it to the door.

RORY: Yeah, but look how much closer to the building she’s gotten.

DEAN: Why don’t we just bring her something out?

RORY: No. She and Luke have been in this fight for too long, she’s gotta do this.

DEAN: You’re cruel.

RORY: Tough love, baby. Oops, I think she’s coming in.

DEAN: How can you tell?

RORY: She’s got shoe sale face on.

[Lorelai walks in and sits down]

LORELAI: Okay, I did it, I’m in.

RORY: Good girl.

LORELAI: It wasn’t so bad. Took awhile, but not so bad. Wait, why are you eating?

RORY: You took thirty minutes to come in.

LORELAI: But I’m here now and hey, I’m like cheese.

DEAN: What?

RORY: She gets better with time.

DEAN: Ah.

RORY: Sorry gouda, we’ve got school.

LORELAI: But –

RORY: Order breakfast and I’ll leave you the paper.

LORELAI: No, but –

RORY: I’ll see you tonight.

LORELAI: Dean, don’t leave me.

RORY: You’ll do fine. You’ll do fine.

[Rory and Dean leave]

CUT TO INDEPENDENCE INN

[Before the wedding, people are mingling in the yard.]

MICHEL: The linen closet’s the third door on the right.

[Rory watches Babette and Patty sing at the piano.]

DEAN: Hey you.

RORY: Hey. You look nice.

DEAN: Thank you. You look beautiful.

RORY: Thank you.

DEAN: So, uh, how many cocktails caused that?

RORY: Oh, they haven’t had any cocktails yet.

DEAN: Really?

RORY: Oh yeah. When they start having cocktails, we’re gonna have to hide you.

DEAN: I’m looking forward to that. [his cell phone rings] Huh, I’m not sure who’d be calling me now. Hello?

PARIS: Dean?

DEAN: Who is this?

PARIS: It’s Paris. I need to talk to Rory.

DEAN: Uh, sure, hold on. [hands phone to Rory] It’s Paris.

RORY: What? [on phone] Hello?

PARIS: We’ve got the band!

RORY: What?

PARIS: We got the band! I knew we had most of the academic clubs tied up, but band – they were the wild card ‘cause believe me, if anybody’s going to be truly scared of me, it’s some artsy loser with a tuba wrapped around his neck.

RORY: Paris, how did you get this number?

PARIS: Oh, relax. I won’t call you on Prince William’s precious phone again. I just wanted you to know that we did it, we’re in, welcome to the show. [hangs up]

RORY: I think we won.

DEAN: Wow. Uh, that’s great.

RORY: Yeah.

DEAN: So I guess this means you’ll be spending the summer in Washington.

RORY: Oh, nothing’s decided yet, believe me. Let me do a little research and then I’ll figure something out.

DEAN: Good.

LORELAI: Hey.

RORY: Hey.

LORELAI: You know what’s really great about being a grown up? This. [holds up drink]

RORY: Well, thanks for the life lesson.

LORELAI: You’re welcome. Dean, you clean up really nicely.

DEAN: Uh, thank you.

LORELAI: You know, we’re gonna have to hide him from Patty and Babette once they hit the hooch.

RORY: Already told him.

LORELAI: Okay, well, I gotta check on some things. See you guys later.

RORY: Bye.