Episode 203: Red Light On The Wedding Night

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[Rory and Dean are walking around the middle of town.]

DEAN: So, what are we doing tonight?

RORY: I'll do whatever.

DEAN: Well, what movies haven't we seen?

RORY: We haven't seen just about all of them.

DEAN: Yeah, they all stink this year.

RORY: They definitely do underestimate our intelligence.

DEAN: Plus they stink.

RORY: There are at least five of them featuring someone doing something disgusting with a cow.

DEAN: Yeah. I mean, they should at least do something disgusting with a different animal.

RORY: We can watch "Holy Grail" on tape again.

DEAN: Okay, but I am not talking in an English accent for the rest of the evening.

RORY: No fun. Hey, tomorrow night?

DEAN: "Life of Brian?"

RORY: Max is staying over.

DEAN: Really?

RORY: First time. And to kind of celebrate, he and my mom wanted to go on a double date.

DEAN: But tomorrow's our anniversary.

RORY: No it's not, it's on the twenty-fourth.

DEAN: No, that was our old anniversary. We broke up and got back together on the sixth. So using the twenty-fourth wouldn't be an accurate account of how long we've been together.

RORY: Unless you consider our time apart as a temporary moratorium on our relationship. You know, like the time kept passing, and we were on a sabbatical.

DEAN: Yeah, it's complicated.

RORY: Very.

DEAN: So a double date, with adults?

RORY: No, just with Mom and Max.

DEAN: What'll it be, like dinner and dancing?

RORY: Yes, and then we'll enjoy brandy and cigars. No, we'll probably just grab a bite.

DEAN: All right, we can do that.

RORY: Hey, let's have two anniversaries. We can celebrate twice a month. They're well spread apart, the sixth and the twenty-fourth.

DEAN: We can't do that.

RORY: Who's gonna stop us?

DEAN: Twice a month?

RORY: Dare to be different.

DEAN: Twice a month it is.