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[Rory and Dean are walking around the middle of town.]
DEAN: So, what are we doing tonight?
RORY: I'll do whatever.
DEAN: Well, what movies haven't we seen?
RORY: We haven't seen just about all of them.
DEAN: Yeah, they all stink this year.
RORY: They definitely do underestimate our intelligence.
DEAN: Plus they stink.
RORY: There are at least five of them featuring someone doing something disgusting with a cow.
DEAN: Yeah. I mean, they should at least do something disgusting with a different animal.
RORY: We can watch "Holy Grail" on tape again.
DEAN: Okay, but I am not talking in an English accent for the rest of the evening.
RORY: No fun. Hey, tomorrow night?
DEAN: "Life of Brian?"
RORY: Max is staying over.
DEAN: Really?
RORY: First time. And to kind of celebrate, he and my mom wanted to go on a double date.
DEAN: But tomorrow's our anniversary.
RORY: No it's not, it's on the twenty-fourth.
DEAN: No, that was our old anniversary. We broke up and got back together on the sixth. So using the twenty-fourth wouldn't be an accurate account of how long we've been together.
RORY: Unless you consider our time apart as a temporary moratorium on our relationship. You know, like the time kept passing, and we were on a sabbatical.
DEAN: Yeah, it's complicated.
RORY: Very.
DEAN: So a double date, with adults?
RORY: No, just with Mom and Max.
DEAN: What'll it be, like dinner and dancing?
RORY: Yes, and then we'll enjoy brandy and cigars. No, we'll probably just grab a bite.
DEAN: All right, we can do that.
RORY: Hey, let's have two anniversaries. We can celebrate twice a month. They're well spread apart, the sixth and the twenty-fourth.
DEAN: We can't do that.
RORY: Who's gonna stop us?
DEAN: Twice a month?
RORY: Dare to be different.
DEAN: Twice a month it is.