Episode 302: Haunted Leg

CUT TO LUKE’S DINER

[Jess’ girlfriend Shane walks up to Jess at the counter]

SHANE: Hey.

JESS: Hey.

[they kiss]

SHANE: So?

JESS: One sec.

SHANE: Jess.

JESS: Relax. I’m out. Let’s go.

SHANE: Okay.

[they leave]

LORELAI: Ladies and gentlemen, an entire conversation in ten words or less.

RORY: A true meeting of the minds.

[Dean walks up to their table]

DEAN: Okay, so, uh, please don’t hate me, but I already ate breakfast.

RORY: See, nice full sentences.

DEAN: What?

LORELAI: Don’t ruin it.